Deborah Rowe fights move for Jackson's children to be made royal wards of court

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Friday, 26 June 2009

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The Queen reckons she's the Jacksons kids' grandma

London - (ReUterus): Grieving former Michael Jackson nanny/hired womb-with-a-view bimbo Deborah Rowe is said to be hiring royal divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to stop a High Court bid that would make the dead singer's three children royal wards of court in the UK.

The case is to be heard in the UK following confirmation that Jackson was actually one of the Queen's little IRA bastards.

Rowe is also contesting the lifetime gagging clauses behind a $10 million payoff following giving birth to Wacko's Prince Michael Jr and Paris Michael Katherine.

Persistent rumors have always said the ex-nurse was doshed up directly out of Bahraini royal slush funds connected to Jackson's eventual settlement with the Amir's firstborn in 2008.

Elizabeth Taylor might contest custody.

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