Micheal Jackson King of pop and the press's pop paedophile has finally kicked the bucket causing the press to be unprepared hence they are using the same hypocritical speech they cobbled together for fellow media demon Jade Goody.
Papers hurriedly put together tributes but in haste confused the two media demons and legends. One paper cited Michael Jackson as " being a East-end darling and having a good knees up of a Friday night" another paper cited "Michael Jackson as a 50 year old reality TV star that has made peace with Shilpa Shetty after the Big Brother fiasco, but will forever be in our hearts for services to pop music and cervical cancer".
Tabloid Editor Isa Piza Scum said "It breaks my heart how the world has lost a shining star we have always supported Michael Jackson and in no way have we ever called him a pop paedo, freak, Wacko Jacko or supported Jarvis Cocker for running on stage and sabotaging his act during the Brit Awards. If anyone reads back copies of our papers you will see we have always been compassionate and have never, no how , now way made up stories in order to sell papers".
Another tabloid editor Mr Hip O crit said " We will cover our newspapers for the next few days with photographs of the freak ....er Michael Jackson in order to shift copies of our bum rag, whilst getting quotes from busty young white female media celebs in bikinis to give their opinion on Jade Goody's.... er I mean Michael Jackson's death. She will be sorely missed...er I mean he will be missed"