Uri Geller reckons Jackson death 'just like Anna Nicole Smith'

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Friday, 26 June 2009

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Tel Aviv - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yeah, toxic leaking implants and a lethal meds cocktail," former Mossad stooge Uri Geller said today commenting on the death of longtime friend Michael Jackson, "and that's what also killed my other pal, Anna Nicole Smith. Now it's taken Michael from us."

Geller, 69, was giving his reaction to the singer's surprise demise in Los Angeles on Friday.

"Truss me, atypical anti-psychotics really screwed over Michael's serotonergic activity, creating a partial dopamine agonism.

"Add to that ten gees of cocaine a day and a punishing colonic irrigation schedule, and what do you get? Drug-induced agranulocytosis, that's what!!"

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