Macintosh has come up with a new type of laptop – that will surely take the world by storm! If you don’t have the latest Mac, you’re nuthin’ but a loser! Do you even own a Tesla? Can you even spell NFT? Don’t tell me you don’t even own one single Bitcoin or any crypto currency? LOSER!!!!
The all new ‘Biden” is coming soon! A laptop for all your needs on- and offline. Make awesome videos of yourself in the bathtub, feeling groovy, while listening to iTunes and other wonderful Mac products. Wash between those toes as the bathroom fills with soothing smoke …. Ah … an apple a day keeps the lawsuits away … for a time, but not forever.
Get your Biden laptop now and be as cool as a president’s son.
Comes with a free crackpipe!
PS: Crack sold separately … from a guy in an alley beside the Apple store.