BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in a Senate Oversight Committee hearing, FBI Director Christopher Wray, when asked if the Hunter Biden laptop revelations were part of a Russian misinformation plot, he dismissively shrugged his shoulders, doing his best imitation of Sgt. Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes: “I know nothing.”
I guess that only goes to prove - either that Wray is as dense as a frozen fruitcake, or worse yet - that he is slightly stupid. Both options not entirely complimentary.
It is noteworthy that Director Wray received his law degree from Yale Law School. Bill and Hillary Clinton also received their law degrees from the same school. Apparently, the curriculum did not include a course in Ethics, as all three seem to have lost their moral compass along the way.
Wray was also asked if he had ever tried on any of the clothes belonging to J Edgar Hoover that are stored in a secret memorabilia closet on the 11th floor of the Hoover Building. This is where Hoover's feather boas, high-heel sneakers, dresses and capes are stored.
[The Bureau has a costume party every year to celebrate Hoover’s January 2, 1920 simultaneous raids in major cities, where agents arrested thousands of suspected Commie-Pinko bastards. To celebrate this day, senior FBI officials dress up in old Hoover outfits and smoke cigars.]
“Only once,” he replied. “I remember the closet reeking of cigar smoke and cheap foo-foo juice. I tried on a pink ruffled tulle with satin shrugs. Everyone said I looked cheesy.”
Dr. Slim: “Wray must be suffering from selective amnesia…WTF.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. Mums the word.”
