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Funny story: He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…

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Funny story: Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Newsmax Announces New Spinoff Channel Devoted Entirely to Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…

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Funny story: Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…

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Funny story: Eco-Themed Hunter Biden PeePee Sketch Sells For $2,000,000

Eco-Themed Hunter Biden PeePee Sketch Sells For $2,000,000

BILLINGSGATE POST: A crude, un-framed Rube Goldberg type sketch of a ridiculously contrived catalytic converter that transformed pee into potable water was sold for $2,000,000 to an anonymous buyer at an auction in New York yesterday. The sketch,…

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Funny story: Hunter Biden’s Perpetual Energy Machine: Exclusive Diagram

Hunter Biden’s Perpetual Energy Machine: Exclusive Diagram

BILLINGSGATE POST: The clean energy crisis is over. Toss away your solar panels and windmills. Cease the research on nuclear fission and hydrogen. Today, with much fanfare, President Biden proudly unveiled a sketch of a revolutionary source of en…

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Funny story: Hunter Biden Surfaces: Named New Coach Of Raiders

Hunter Biden Surfaces: Named New Coach Of Raiders

BILLINGSGATE POST: Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis announced today that Hunter Biden will take over the head coaching duties, replacing Jon Gruden who was let go two weeks ago for insensitive homophobic and misogynistic remarks he made 10 years ag…

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Funny story: Elephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden

Elephant interviewed over droppings in the room from Hunter Biden

A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…

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Funny story: Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…

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Funny story: Hunter Biden And Carlos Danger Appointed To Run Joint Cybersecurity Force

Hunter Biden And Carlos Danger Appointed To Run Joint Cybersecurity Force

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today it was announced that Hunter Biden and Carlos Danger, aka; Anthony Weiner, would head the newly formed Joint Cybersecurity Force. Both men have had vast experience in the field. Of course, everyone knows that Hunter Biden…

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Funny story: 90 Year Old Bulgarian Shot Putter Claims Hunter Biden Tried To Steal Her Dentures

90 Year Old Bulgarian Shot Putter Claims Hunter Biden Tried To Steal Her Dentures

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Pardon me. But can I borrow your teeth?” While campaigning in a rural area of West Virginia in 2019, Joe Biden was unable to keep his chain of thought as he read from his Teleprompter. There was an elderly lady in the front row w…

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Funny story: Where’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos

Where’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos

BILLINGSGATE POST: He has to be somewhere. Now we know. With most of the incoming news on Hunter Biden’s whereabouts coming from the New York Post, including lurid pictures of Hunter balancing two totally nekid hookers on his lower abdomen, each fa…

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Funny story: Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

Where’s Hunter? FBI Clueless Again

BILLINGSGATE POST: Mysterious things happen in the Hoover Building where the FBI is headquartered. Although traditional thinking has it that the building was named after former FBI Director and cross-dresser, J Edgar Hoover, more and more, it appear…

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Funny story: Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with…

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Funny story: Daily News Update 2/22/21

Daily News Update 2/22/21

A great stride forward today in relations between China and the US as President Biden signs a historic trade deal. The deal will more than double US imports from China in exchange for a six-figure salary at a Chinese firm for President Biden's son, H…

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Funny story: Hunter Come Home

Hunter Come Home

BILLINGSGATE POST: In 1943, the movie Lassie Come Home was released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Starring Roddy McDowell and canine actor Pal, it was a story about a Yorkshire boy and his rough collie, Lassie. After her destitute family is forced to sel…

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Funny story: You’re A Lying, Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier

You’re A Lying, Dog-Faced One-Horse Pony Soldier

BILLINGSGATE POST: Even the horse flies won’t touch this one. Yesterday, Sleepy Joe, responding to a question concerning the investigation of his crooked son, Hunter, called the reporter “a one-horse pony.” That response, in itself, would not ind…

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Funny story: FBI Estimates 31 Million Russians in US

FBI Estimates 31 Million Russians in US

WASHINGTON DC - Early in the 2016 Election Year, US Intelligence Agencies began investigations for Russian influence. Democrats often blame the Hillary Presidential Election Loss on CIA incompetence. Initially, the most convincing evidence for Donald…

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