Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is common knowledge that the Joe Biden-Hunter Biden crime family has been receiving undisclosed money from China. Not so well known is the crime family’s ownership of a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang, No…
BILLINGSGATE POST: With the pending indictment and arrest of Donald Trump for paying off frumpy porn actress Stormy Daniels stirring the current news cycle, Shanghai City Attorney, Wun Hung Low, announced that he was preparing to indict Joe Biden fo…
Washington - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson, who once claimed he had the goods on Hunter Biden after his sources secured the hard drive from the laptop Biden owned, only to lose the drive download in the mail, is nevertheless convinced that he n…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in a Senate Oversight Committee hearing, FBI Director Christopher Wray, when asked if the Hunter Biden laptop revelations were part of a Russian misinformation plot, he dismissively shrugged his shoulders, doing his bes…
Hello, God-loving people around the world, this is Suzie X, the Radical Cook, here to show you some happy new ways to use crack in every day foods. Oh golly, sure, those Republicans like to attack Hunter Biden for all his dirty habits (like they d…
Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…
Washington - Rightwing news and opinion channel Newsmax has decided to introduce a new streaming service that will devote itself entirely to the issues surrounding revelations contained in a laptop computer apparently left at a repair shop by Hunter…
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…
BILLINGSGATE POST: A crude, un-framed Rube Goldberg type sketch of a ridiculously contrived catalytic converter that transformed pee into potable water was sold for $2,000,000 to an anonymous buyer at an auction in New York yesterday. The sketch,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The clean energy crisis is over. Toss away your solar panels and windmills. Cease the research on nuclear fission and hydrogen. Today, with much fanfare, President Biden proudly unveiled a sketch of a revolutionary source of en…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis announced today that Hunter Biden will take over the head coaching duties, replacing Jon Gruden who was let go two weeks ago for insensitive homophobic and misogynistic remarks he made 10 years ag…
A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Today it was announced that Hunter Biden and Carlos Danger, aka; Anthony Weiner, would head the newly formed Joint Cybersecurity Force. Both men have had vast experience in the field. Of course, everyone knows that Hunter Biden…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “Pardon me. But can I borrow your teeth?” While campaigning in a rural area of West Virginia in 2019, Joe Biden was unable to keep his chain of thought as he read from his Teleprompter. There was an elderly lady in the front row w…
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