Pete Davidson is a new spokesman for Taco Bell’s breakfast burrito, and the company couldn’t be happier.
“We hope this translates into major sales – if we ain’t seeing Americans getting fatter and fatter off our product, then we’re doing something wrong.”
Critics wondered if it was Davidson’s go-to for his many girlfriends over the year.
A spokesperson for the star (or she said she was) said: “Oh yeah, Petey loves taking all the gals to the Bell! Kim loves those burritos – have you ever smelled her coming out of a bathroom at Planet Hollywood? I have and, my God, I’m here to tell you – WOOOOO! My nostrils were burning!”
So if you want your nostrils to burn, try the all new Davidson burrito for breakfast. It’s hot and spicy and bubble badonkadonks the world over can’t get enough of the Big Pete! He loves tacos of all shapes and sizes.
