CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just stated that Will "The Asshole" Smith has just been told that he will not be allowed to eat at any one of America's 24,213 KFC's.
KFC spokesperson Audra Riffameister, 49, made it abundantly clear that pieces-of-shit homegrown terrorists like Willie Boy are evil and they will not be allowed inside their eateries to endanger the decent, law-abidding eating patrons.
She added that Will "The Hemorrhoid" Smith, will not even be allowed to call in and place an order to go.
When Smith was told about the Colonel Sanders policy, he uttered 9 curse words and said that he'll just go and eat chicken at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack
SIDENOTE: AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma, spoke with a rep for CCCCCS, and was told that the worthless, poor excuse for an actor and for a human being, has also been banned from all of the 13,902 Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shacks in the USA.
