Written by Aspartame Boy

Monday, 12 February 2018

image for The circus is coming back - gang man style!
All will be welcome to join the parade - so long as they are willing to be cannon fodder

Washington DC - According to anonymous White House spokesperson “Q”, Barnum and Bailey Circus is merging with the defense department in a bold move to save both.

Sarah Palin also has a piece of the action. The new circus will march from city to city, parade style - military gang man style. Sarah Palin will lead the way in a helicopter, machine-gunning wild animals.

As tanks pass fields of cattle, they will blow them up, providing food for the masses: ground beef.

Sponsors for the TV show covering the march will include the makers of the military equipment as well as aspartame manufacturers.

The large revenues from television programming related to the parade is expected to allow reduction of taxes by 80% .

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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