CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition. Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its d…
MEMPHIS, Tennessee – (Satire News) – FedEx, the transportation giant has just announced that it has finally perfected the art of using electronic robot drivers to deliver their customers' products. A FedEx rep said that the company had been workin…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Facing mounting pressure to change the franchise’s moniker, the Washington Redskins organization said Friday it will change its name to Washington Dersniks. The heat was turned up Thursday when FedEx — which has its brand on the…
The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...
Knowing they have a hit on their hands with John Wick, John Wick II is presently in the delivery room. John Wick II opens with a Fed Ex mid-night delivery of a pet carrier. Unlike John Wick I, John Wick II remembers to return the delivery lady her pe...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama cut short his planned day of golf and hurried back to the White House when he heard on CNN that there is a possibility of Al Qaeda operatives living in Yuma, Arizona. The president said that the rumors came from...
ASPEN, Colorado - Colorado State Police working in conjunction with representatives for FedEx have just made one of the biggest marijuana busts in Colorado history. Captain Vaughn J. Alpine with the CSPD informed the news media that a 19-year-old...
In a dramatic press conference held this morning at the corporate headquarters of Walmart, Inc. in Bentonville, Arkansas, a spokesman for the corporation announced the acquisition of the North Pole and the transfer of all of its operations to Benton...
NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger. Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Piz...
HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
In an update to a previously reported story, it turns out that the "missing" delivery trucks turned out NOT to be "missing" after all. According to Review expert Agatha Scrutinizer, whom the Department of Homeland Security assigned, to find the mi...
UPS General Manager Mr. Thomas Jefferson and FedEx General Manager Mr. Abraham Lincoln have filed "Missing Equipment" reports with the F.B.I. after the death of Osama Bin Laden led to rumors of a possible counter-attack against the United States.
In the rush to avoid the intrusiveness of both the TSA scanners and pat downs at airports, people have begun to use overnight FedEx to send themselves, their families and their luggage to their destinations. By using FedEx's newly promoted 250 pou...
CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack. Police say the man entered the local Subway restaurant and was told that they were out of cold...
Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential co...
(Papershuffel, SC) In a move sure to cause increased activity on Wall Street tomorrow, FEDEX and UPS announced their merger after closing today.
MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.
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