The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses.
The Institute said that the most jobs w...
Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name.
Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Travis Kalanick, one of Uber's founders, has announced a controversial shift in the way Uber operates.
"Companies need to adapt to the changing times," Kalanick announced. "We mistakenly thought that our customers desired to be...
Phoenix, AZ - According to WedG spokes-person, Streck "The Streak" Baque, WedG's new bicycle ride service is much cheaper that Uber or Lyft. Customers sit on the crossbar. Customers have a choice of facing the peddler or facing the handlebars.
A sheepish White House finally revealed why President Trump has refused to release his tax returns. Apparently his tax returns were forgotten by his accountant in the trunk of an Uber vehicle in 2015. The White House has confirmed that the Presiden...
Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.
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