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Funny story: The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides

The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides

Uber car rides have been around since 2009, and they originated in San Francisco. Since then there have been millions of Uber cars all over the nation. And now comes the latest from Uber, which is Uber motorcycle rides. Uber motorcycle rides…

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Funny story: McDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber

McDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber

Get ready to super-size your life because Mickey D's has a game-changing strategy! The fast food behemoth has teamed up with Uber to revolutionize the dining experience by offering Uber rides to hungry customers, delivering them straight to their des…

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Funny story: Super Dooper Über Uber Alles

Super Dooper Über Uber Alles

Late breaking news which should be of concern to all people who drive in an Uber, especially women. Yes, you’re busy and on the go, go, go, and you don’t have time to raise your hand to flag a cab, and you’re essentially attached to your phone as…

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Funny story: In a Brilliant Business Move Uber Is Now Using Bicycles-Built-For-Two

In a Brilliant Business Move Uber Is Now Using Bicycles-Built-For-Two

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle reports that Uber has decided to use bicycles-built-for-two in their day-to-day, night-to-night business operation. The idea was widely received by the Uber powers-that-be, as…

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Funny story: Uber Delivery Is Now Giving FedEx and UPS Some Competition

Uber Delivery Is Now Giving FedEx and UPS Some Competition

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition. Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its d…

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Funny story: Uber drivers must be able to speak English before getting lost or crashing into other vehicles, says TFL

Uber drivers must be able to speak English before getting lost or crashing into other vehicles, says TFL

Transport for London were under fire from the app-based private hire company, Uber, last night after they ruled that all drivers employed by the company must undergo strict testing to make sure that they meet new guidelines designed to ensure that al…

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Funny story: Uber Will Now Be Picking Up and Delivering Merchandise As Well As People

Uber Will Now Be Picking Up and Delivering Merchandise As Well As People

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco-based Huber has decided to take a cue from FedEx, UPS, and Amazon Prime, and they are not officially in the package delivering business. A spokesperson for the company stated that after several researc…

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Funny story: McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

McDonald’s In An Effort To Lure Employees Offers Them Free Uber Rides To and From Work Plus Free Unlimited Big Macs

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…

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Funny story: Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba

Uber brings service to Havana, Cuba

Uber is taking a significant step this week in its effort to build out its transportation-on-demand business in Havana, Cuba. Cuba is the biggest ride-hailing market in the Caribbean. "We are tired of riding donkeys all day, and Uber came to ou...

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Funny story: Uber Purchases Ailing 737 Max 8s For New Venture

Uber Purchases Ailing 737 Max 8s For New Venture

Bangkok, Thailand - Uber Thailand is taking on a new look! No longer are Uber drivers limited to driving their own vehicles - they can now own and drive a wingless Boeing 737 Max 8. CEO Dara Khosrowshahi is "piloting" the program in Bangkok, Thai...

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Funny story: List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...

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Funny story: Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name. Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...

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Funny story: Uber Changes Strategy: Hitting People Instead of Transporting Them

Uber Changes Strategy: Hitting People Instead of Transporting Them

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Travis Kalanick, one of Uber's founders, has announced a controversial shift in the way Uber operates. "Companies need to adapt to the changing times," Kalanick announced. "We mistakenly thought that our customers desired to be...

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Funny story: New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

Phoenix, AZ - According to WedG spokes-person, Streck "The Streak" Baque, WedG's new bicycle ride service is much cheaper that Uber or Lyft. Customers sit on the crossbar. Customers have a choice of facing the pedaler or facing the handlebars. A...

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Funny story: Trump's Tax Returns Found in Uber Car--Investments Revealed

Trump's Tax Returns Found in Uber Car--Investments Revealed

A sheepish White House finally revealed why President Trump has refused to release his tax returns. Apparently his tax returns were forgotten by his accountant in the trunk of an Uber vehicle in 2015. The White House has confirmed that the Presiden...

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Funny story: Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Uber Fires Christie for Causing Bridge Traffic

Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.

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