Latest Trend in Fighting Global Warming - Buy A Glacier

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 6 August 2022

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The 'Have Sex to Save the Planet' California Ecology group has devised a new Marketing idea - sell glaciers, to save the planet. Their sex parties raised so much money they are branching out with this new idea.

They haven't spent any money to save the planet yet, but intend to eventually.

Have people pay a fee to adopt a glacier. Some glaciers are not named, so you get to name it with a cute name - or your girlfriend's name. - (But nothing obscene or gross). If you change girlfriends, you get to rename it again - a bonus.

It might become trendy for the rich to have weddings on their glaciers.

Or a large, Vacation Home - “Come up to the Glacier and visit us some time - sounds rather grand. The rich are already bored with their huge Montana ranches - glaciers might be the new 'It' thing.

For the glaciers that are already named - (cheaper to buy) - you get to name their icebergs, as a they fall off.

They are going to give a glacier to one of the Kardashian to start the business off with a bang. They are always marrying and remarrying.

Authorities in Greenland - Tired of Trump and Elon Musk always trying to buy their whole island - think this more limited plan is better - might bring in more tourist money.

"We will be out of the Glacier business in a few years, an official said - might get into the iced tea business. Iced tea is a growth industry for a heating planet. we have the cubes to do it. "

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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