THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today has just shown a video of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh getting his black robed ass pelted with dozens and dozens of Chicken McNuggets at a Mickey D's in the Bronx.
The SCOTUS member had gone there for breakfast, which the court cunt never got.
Immediately the Trump-looking dictator of women's rights was surrounded by a group of McDonalds patrons numbering about 17, including 14 females of child-bearing age.
They angrily screamed stuff like, "It's my body you damn fucking asswipe!" and "You're just a man - so why don't you outlaw playing with your little bitty pecker (dick)." And "Hey fatso, you don't get to choose what I do with MY OWN body, you Gov. Ron DeSantis-looking dildo!"
And with that Kavanaugh took off running with his Supreme Court tail tucked between his legs pursued by, by now, dozens and dozens of highly upset, kind, caring, sweet, members of the "stronger" sex.
