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Funny story: Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston

Donald Trump Spotted Having Lunch At a McDonalds In Boston

BOSTON – (Satire News) – Patrons at a McDonalds, near the Bunker Hill Monument were shocked to see the former president having lunch, and all by himself. An elderly couple that was visiting from Pomona, California, said that they could not believe…

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Funny story: Massachusetts Is The First State To Ban Nipple Rings

Massachusetts Is The First State To Ban Nipple Rings

BOSTON – (Satire News) – After years and years, the senators of the Bay State have finally paid attention to the state’s leading gynecologists. With a vote of 71-29, the state’s rulers have passed a bill that will ban all nipple rings. Boston g…

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Funny story: Innocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot

Innocent Fenway fans fooled into singing their hearts out by evil Hollywood plot

I used to scoff at tradition as a kid but grew to learn over the years, that there is value in certain rituals. They connect us to our past and provide us a way of understanding our world as a continuum. That’s the value some traditions provide. But…

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Funny story: Watertown Man demands chance to start at QB for the Pats

Watertown Man demands chance to start at QB for the Pats

Mark Pettiglio is a good natured, easy-going guy – most of the time that is. His disposition soured after watching Cam Newton play quarterback for his favorite team last season. Mark wasn’t impressed. “He was missing on passes behind the line of…

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Funny story: Rumors Confirmed: Hockey Fans are Inadvertently Time Traveling

Rumors Confirmed: Hockey Fans are Inadvertently Time Traveling

Scientists from MIT have issued a statement confirming recent rumors that there are trans-dimensional portals in certain areas of the US Northeast. As many have suspected of late, the scientists tell us, fans who enter the Boston Garden/Fleet Center…

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Funny story: Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Boston, Ma - An 80-year-old man reported complications from his COVID vaccine. Charles Riley found himself unexpectededly unable to walk after being vaccinated. Riley reports that he was so excited about getting the vaccine that "two weeks to the…

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Funny story: The Seafood Industry Is In a Panic as Lobsters Have Stopped Mating

The Seafood Industry Is In a Panic as Lobsters Have Stopped Mating

BOSTON – (Business Satire) – The New England Seafood Industry is panicking due to the fact that, for some unknown reason, Atlantic coast lobsters have all stopped mating. Hans Figgarello, a noted lobster expert, stated that he believes the reason…

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Funny story: President Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting

President Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting

BOSTON – (Satire News) - Kamala Harris was in Boston to drum up support for the new Biden-Harris Democratic presidential ticket. She made it a point, as she does whenever she's in Boston, to have a clam chowder dinner. Kamala was asked by a rep…

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Funny story: New Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston

New Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston

BOSTON – (Music Satire) - The female rapper that Snoop Dogg and Drake have both called the sexiest black rappin’ gal in the US of A was taken into custody at The Mrs. Paul Revere Convention Center. A reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine, stated that j…

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Funny story: Born-Again Baby in Boston

Born-Again Baby in Boston

In more a medical miracle than an instance of evangelical fervor, South Boston became the (double-)birthplace of the nation’s first ever born-again baby, Robbie Fitzpatrick. While doctors are still struggling to pin down the scientific details. t...

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Funny story: Charles Osgood's Oliveti Navy Bean Radio Commercial

Charles Osgood's Oliveti Navy Bean Radio Commercial

Beantown, U. S. A. In an obvious parody of a long-running radio commercial for a private, religious-oriented university, Oliveti Navy Bean Inc., the nation's largest distributor of that specialty product, released a new radio commercial today, voice...

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Funny story: Boston Woman Demands Pedicure in Tow Zone

Boston Woman Demands Pedicure in Tow Zone

Boston, MA - A Boston woman who illegally parked in a clearly marked "tow zone" demanded a pedicure from a meter maid. The meter maid explained that "tow zone" does not mean a place where pedicures are given, but instead means a place where your...

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Funny story: A science experiment in Boston: Three stories of trash and half a $5 bill encased in ice remain as Old Man Winter heads south for a while

A science experiment in Boston: Three stories of trash and half a $5 bill encased in ice remain as Old Man Winter heads south for a while

BOSTON, Mass. - Remember that horrible Boston winter that had a blizzard effect all over the cable news networks? Well it's still around. It's not snowing on the East Coast now that Memorial Day has come and gone, but the remnants of last winter stan...

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Funny story: Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...

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Funny story: 'Je Suis Frostie' Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen

'Je Suis Frostie' Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen

Boston-Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted "Je Suis Frostie" signs in their windows and on the snowmen in their front and back yards, following an anti-snowman fatwah issued by a Saudi Arabian imam, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Mun...

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Funny story: The East Coast Tantrum Throwing Society Has Cancelled Its Next Monthly Meeting

The East Coast Tantrum Throwing Society Has Cancelled Its Next Monthly Meeting

BOSTON - One of the oldest organizations in the greater Boston area has just announced that they are cancelling their next monthly meeting. The vice-president of The East Coast Tantrum Throwing Society Tilford P. Pristbottle stated that the commit...

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Funny story: Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

BEAN TOWN, MA -- Boston public schools have suspended the distribution of condoms-well some condoms. Specifically, officials will no longer provide, upon request, any condom that is packaged in a wrapper that encourage users to "hump one," advertises...

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