Washington, D.C. As soon as it was announced that President Trump was back in the White House, 400,000 government workers - that aren't getting paid because of the government shutdown - suddenly appeared, and, with each one contributing a brick, took about two minutes to completely build a wall around 'the big white structure'.
"We figure, with VP Pence out of the country - he's in Indiana - and Trump cut off from Congress, the Speaker of the House, Pelosi, will have to step in." spoke one of the government workers who has been asked to continue working, without pay.
Upon anouncement of the "instant wall," the 400,000 workers were joined by millions of graffiti artists!