Written by Al N.

Sunday, 20 January 2019

image for Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House
What Jarrad calls the "New Wailing Wall."

Washington, D.C. As soon as it was announced that President Trump was back in the White House, 400,000 government workers - that aren't getting paid because of the government shutdown - suddenly appeared, and, with each one contributing a brick, took about two minutes to completely build a wall around 'the big white structure'.

"We figure, with VP Pence out of the country - he's in Indiana - and Trump cut off from Congress, the Speaker of the House, Pelosi, will have to step in." spoke one of the government workers who has been asked to continue working, without pay.

Upon anouncement of the "instant wall," the 400,000 workers were joined by millions of graffiti artists!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more