Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 20 January 2019

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An American

Native American elders have called for a pow wow to decide upon action, after President Donald Trump's continued insistence that he will build a barrier around their native tribal lands.

The situation, already bubbling underneath the surface of the Native American psyche for 150 years, boiled over yesterday, when Nathan Phillips, an Omaha elder, was mocked by a group of snot-nosed scumkids, pupils of the Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky, whilst he performed the American Indian Movement song.

Mr Phillips steadfastly remained calm, and kept up his performance in the face of so much disrespect, that, had this been 1819 and not 2019, Mr Phillips might well have taken his knife to the mockers, and sliced off several scalps.

Had he done so, his actions would have been entirely justified.

Despite this restraint, however, it emerged later that the Indian Nation had stirred, and survivors of all the tribes are to come together in unison at Wounded Knee for the Pow Wow to end all Pow Wows. The spirits of the ancestors will be summoned, and the dead souls of every redskin there ever was, will gather to form a force so formidable, the continent will never before have seen anything like it!

All across America, smoke signals could be seen notifying the descendants of the brave warriors who were systematically slaughtered by Paleface - the descendants of whom are now crying like babies over a few token hooligans in the Mexico area - of the pow wow and its location.

One smoke signal said, it was claimed by a Cheyenne-descended squaw:

"M-A-K-E A-M-E-R-I-C-A N-A-T-I-V-E A-G-A-I-N".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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