Las Vegas, NV Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, and their brother-in-law, Jared Kushner, talked Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin into giving them a blank treasury check to bet with because they had a "sure thing."
"Well, Donnie and I were talking about how much money there was in the Treasury, and then we both had the same thought - take it all to Vegas and double it playing roulette!" said Eric Trump.
"Well, we got Jared to call Stevie by promising to let him go with us if he promised not to squeak anything, I mean, say anything. When we told Stevie about the sure thing, he realized what a hero he would be if he doubled the nation's money. And he and his wife could come down to the mint and take more pictures."
So the Treasury Secretary gave Jared the check, and then the 3 Trump brothers lost it ALL by betting all their money on 00.
"Don't worry, Donnie!" said Eric. "Mr. Daddy probably won't even find out!"