Mar-A-Lago, Florida White House spokesperson Sarah Sanders announced today that Donnie and Jarrad had invented an economic model that would solve all the world's problems.
"Right now, the information is still super-secret because we don't want America's enemies to take advantage of it until Jarrad is ready to implement it. Right now, he can't do that until he is restored of all his security clearances.
So, if the intelligence agencies want to let Jarrad's security clearance interfere with a revolutionary new economic that will change the world for the better and usher in a new Golden Age, then we have to wonder what's going on," said Sanders.
