Written by Al N.

Friday, 2 March 2018

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One of the Trump Family's New Websites They Will Use to Capture the 2020 Vote

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Eric Trump, Donald's son, has been studying the Internet in hopes of getting a jump on his father's 2020 Presidential campaign.

"I have found lots of communication sites that have been neglected and become downgraded properties that I've been able to scoop up for mere millions. We will spiff 'em up with the Trump brand and watch out 2020! The Trumps will be Kings of the Internet, just like we're the Kings of the World now!"

When asked if they thought it was a good investment, a representative from an financial counseling service said, "Yes, and we recommend he invest in Ovaltine and Viceroy Cigarettes while he is at it. And he should pay way more than they're worth like he did with the others."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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