Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

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Dogg's fellow app backers are looking at a market of 20 million registered users

Los Angeles, California - Rolling Stoned magazine is reporting today that well known US rapper Snoop Dogg is a leading backer of an innovative $100m start-up business delivering medical marijuana by aerial drone.

Mr Dogg, real name Calvin Cordozar Broadass Jr, is set to own 10% of an app that connects California's legit weed sellers with myriad customers on the West Coast.

For a monthly fee of a quarter of an ounce of Acapulco Gold medical marijuana users downloading the app will be able to check the menu, select their poison, transfer payment and await their drone.

"With typical delivery times of between 15 minutes and half an hour Mr Dogg's investment sounds a sure-fire winner," LA start-up specialist Luke Hazycloud commented.

"We estimate at least 95% of California's 20 million registered medical marijuana users are likely customers."

An ounce of fabled Matanuska Thunderf**k will probably retail at around $3,000.

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