"Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 20 November 2014

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Fukoyomo Toys' latest electronic pet is Bro Boris, the robotic Boris Johnson that responds to touch and care. Available in both white and black, Bro shows its emotions with eye animation, lights, sound, and wiggling of its arse and ears like the real thing.

The eyes can show a hundred different emotions with multiple animations, including happiness, fear, sadness, confusion, and idiocy. Bro also loves to be touched in multiple sensitive areas, but loves to receive a bone more than anything! If you stroke Bro's back correctly it will go for a canvassing walk!

Bro integrates well with local communities coming with many features as standard "out of the box" including West Indian and Eastern accents at the toggle of a switch. Extra skin colour and voice packs will be available fro June 2015. The sophisticated robot comes with a change of attire to make it easy to adapt to an. M.P. or ministerial robot.

The robot is so lifelike that it needs to be distinguished from the real thing by a recognisable letter R on its forehead.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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