Christmas Aisles Cleared From Supermarkets

Written by Auntie Jean

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

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U.K Supermarkets have all followed each other in a gaffe caused by a "night staff" manager in Fresco. Overnight shelf stackers have replaced all Christmas items on the shelves of major supermarkets with Easter eggs.

Most people have experienced the frustration of trying to buy summer clothes in summer and winter clothes in winter. Now supermarkets have taken this to a new level by only supplying Easter goods in the run up to Christmas and home barbecues in February. Because of the weird sales boom following the manager's faux pas, other experiments are to be tried.

These include only opening stores from 3.a.m. to 5.a.m. and filling the electrical goods shelves with socks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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