Hatari Dyson, the inventor of the bagless tea bag has come up trumps with another potential winner. With factories tooled up to produce billions of the innovative seatless "standing only" sofas, colossal post Christmas sofa orders have broken all records with Amazon leading the field.
Sales of stand up sofas are predicted to be robust in Japan where they currently drink tea cross legged, squatting on the floor. Standing up sofas are widely believed by market experts to be the pre-cursor to the virgin trade gap filler of a "proper sofa" £500bn export bonanza. "Stand up sofas may hopefully be popularised by breakfast T.V. shows", a Wallmart spokesperson said this morning. The Shows traditionally punish their presenters by removing and changing soft furnishings.