Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

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TheDairy Queen manager leaving the Cleveland DQ an hour before it was totally buried in snow.

MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow.

Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he visited the store in question and he was shocked to see that the only thing that was visible was the Dairy Queen sign which had the message "The snow may get us - but we'll all get ourselves back when the bothersome stuff melts."

Mr. Vee said that in the 19 years he has worked for Dairy Queen he has never see a store completely engulfed by Mother Nature's white stuff.

He did remark that he recalls 14 years ago a franchise restaurant in Las Vegas, New Mexico being engulfed in dust from one of New Mexico's infamous dust storms.

Vee was glad to report that all of the employees had gotten out of the store safely.

SIDENOTE: Mr Vee has stated that when the restaurant reopens the first 2,000 customers will receive a free three-scooped DQ BrrrrrCone.

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