The Reason Ke$ha Checked Herself Into Rehab

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 17 January 2014

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In the past Ke$ha has purchased glitter in the two pound boxes.

LOS ANGELES - Close friends and family members of the singer Ke$ha knew that she was having problems related to glitter.

One of Ke$ha's closest friends Callie Cottonworthy talked with Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that at first Ke$ha would use glitter on her face and body only while she was performing on stage.

She said that then a few days after New Year's day the 26-year-old began wearing glitter pretty much full time.

Ke$ha would wear glitter on her face and body while shopping at the local Tall Timbers Supermarket, while at The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon, and even at her favorite eating establishment The Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant in Tarzana.

Callie said many people started complaining about the "Tik Tok" singer's obsession to glitter since it would fall off of her face and body onto the floor and it would then become a slipping hazard.

Cottonworthy told Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk that the manager of The Giggling Guacamole actually fined her $600 after some of her glitter fell onto a patron's chimichanga.

It was at that point that Ke$ha realized that she did have an addiction to glitter and she decided to get help by checking herself into The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic.

SIDENOTE: Serengeti said that Callie Cottonworthy told him that Ke$ha first started using glitter because of her idol, Adam "Mr. Glitter" Lambert.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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