Billionaire Bill Gates Wants To Buy Burger King

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

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Bill Gates says that he has big plans for Burger King.

MIAMI - Multi-billionaire Bill Gates visited the headquarters of Burger King and talked to the company's CEO about the possibility of him purchasing the global hamburger franchise chain.

Gates mentioned that ever since he was 16½ he has dreamed about one day buying the huge burger company and changing the name to Burger Bill's.

He said that he would keep all of the top executives as well as 93 percent of the current employees.

Gates did say that he would terminate any employee who chews gum on the job.

He added that he will also fire any Burger King worker who has facial piercings, unsightly tattoos, and purple hair.

Burger King Spokesperson Gavin Zhivago has said that the company has listened to Bill Gates lucrative offer and they will now consider it.

SIDENOTE: Mr. Zhivago stated that Gates told him that he has plans to compete with McDonald's Happy Meal by coming up with a BK counterpart to be called Burger King's Ecstatic Meal.

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