Bus Company Teaming Up With "50 Shades" to Produce Theme Excursion

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

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Greyhound bus lines is teaming up with executives from the "50 Shades of Grey" series to roll out the "50 Shades of Greyhound" themed excursion.

"I see this as a great opportunity for travelers to get close to one another and have a thoroughly enjoyable time while moving toward their destinations" states project manager Ivan Lusting.

"I think it sounds fantastic," stated Mike Oxhard, a regular customer of the bus line, "I mean, usually the ride is rather boring. Now I won't have to spend so much time in the bathroom."

Mr. Lusting went on to say, "We want to provide an experience that will keep our customers wanting to come again and again. Once they get off, they'll find it hard, if you know what I mean."

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