Blackout Drunk Attempts Return VHS Movies to Blockbuster to No Avail

Funny story written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 7 November 2013

A man was severely distruaght when finding out that he could not return his VHS movies to Blockbuster. . . because Blockbuster is no more!

The man has been in a drunken stupor for decades.

"I'm trying to get on the straight and narrow," he said, "Wanted to make right with the movie store, but I guess they're out of luck."

The man was going to watch the movies over with a new perspective, but "Well, pawn shops don't even have VCR's anymore. DVD's? Netflix? Internet? Man, I've been out of it. You know where I can buy a walkman? I got all these old music tapes too."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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