The Major League Baseball leading Miami Marlins hit 9 home runs to defeat the Boston Red Sox 13-2
Sportsapalooza sports writer Pia Confetti had a front-row seat at the Miami Marlins vs. Boston Red Sox game, witnessing a remarkable display of power and precision. Miss Confetti, a longtime acquaintance of Marlins' majority owner Bruce "Shermy" S…
Read full storyKim Kardashian spends tens of thousands of dollars putting up billboards all over Los Angeles
There is no doubt in any member of the Kardashian family, their fans, or their relatives that the eldest K-girl, (Kim) is head-over-heels-in-love with her matador boyfriend, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho. Kim has spent over $70,000 having billboards…
Read full storyThe United Kingdom's 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment defeats Russia's 3rd St. Petersburg Volunteer Regiment
The Twickenham Times Telegram Newspaper's intrepid reporter, Tango Brisket, provides a unique glimpse into the valiant exploits of the 19th Heavy Artillery Tank Regiment during his six-month embedded assignment. Brisket's observations underscore t…
Read full storyA new book reveals that Robin Hood was actually a horrible archer
New Leaf Press has just released a book that reveals that the legendary Robin Hood, an English outlaw, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, was in actuality very lousy with the bow and arrow. The book is titled "Straight As An Arrow? 'Fra…
Read full storyTrans teen created a devilish plan to morph into a different body
Local trans teen Billy Johnson who was born Mary Lovelace devised steps in a hellish plot to secretly transition into a male. Her dad Racoon Lovelace spoke of his struggles to adapt to his daughter’s condition, "My therapist advised me to allow he…
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