Meet the man with the world's largest pecs
Local accountant Arnold "Arnie" Pierson has set a new world record for the largest pectoral muscles. His off-the-rack polyester suit is no longer able to hide the bulging pecs which have astounded the global fitness community and slightly intimidate…
Read full storyShanty Beer defends 'woke' saying 'women shouldn't have to mud-wrestle to sell beer'
Shanty Beer has defended a "pro-women" advert amid a woke backlash, insisting there is nothing "controversial" about "saying women shouldn’t be forced to mud wrestle" to sell beer. The beer brand released an advertisement celebrating Women’s Histo…
Read full storyCheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Film an infomercial titled "Why Men Are Attracted To Cougars Like Us"
"Why Young Men Are Attracted To Cougars Like Us," starring Liz Hurley and Chery Cole is a big hit in the world of infomercials. Irresistible cougars, Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole, spill the beans on why younger men can't resist the charms of mature…
Read full storyThe US Customs Department finds 43 illegal exotic parrots in Cleveland's The Cat's Meow Pet Shop
Ipso Facto News Agency reporter Sinclair Petaluma uncovers a feathered scandal as federal customs agents raid the Cat's Meow Pet Shop in Cleveland, discovering 43 illegal exotic parrots secretly residing in a back storage room. Surprisingly, these…
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