King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck reveals that King Charles III has extended a warm invitation to President Biden for a visit to Buckingham Palace. During the visit, the distinguished pair intends to discuss the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukr…
Read full storyThe HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer
In a stunning display of naval prowess, the HMS Outcast of the Royal Navy has taken down the notorious Russian destroyer, The Comradess Olga, much to the dismay of President Putin. The ill-fated Russian sub, on its way back to Mother Russia for a…
Read full storyLiz Truss has some dressing gowns for Sale
You may not remember Liz Truss. Conservative. Short. Blonde. Snappy Dresser? Former Prime Minister? Agent against Cheese importers? No? The opener of Beijing Pork Markets? Ah, now you remember! Anyway, she now has some dressing g…
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