Kimberly Guilfoyle admits that her future-father-in-law did in fact lose the 2020 election
The long-legged senorita from Puerto Rico, aka Kimberly Guilfoyle, accidentally let it slip that she has accepted the fact that Don The Con actually lost the presidential election to President Joe Biden. Guilfoyle who used to work as a warehouse p…
Read full storyTaylor Swift is proud that boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have gone up 700% in just the past month
Taylor Swift told Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News that she is proud as hell that her stud boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have increased by 700% in just the past 30 days. The handsome, rugged star of the TV Western "Hell On Wheels,…
Read full storyThe Supreme Court has just barred Trump from running for president
In a move that has surprised the hell out of 96.3% of all Republicans who worshipped the ground that Trump's 367-pound body trampled on, the US Supreme Court has voted 7-2 to prohibit him from running for the office of the presidency. SCOTUS stat…
Read full storyWeather experts are predicting that a Category 6 hurricane will hit Key West, Florida
US weather experts are predicting that a powerful category 6 hurricane will strike the US island of Key West, Florida. The city which is home to 28,901 individuals and over 7,000 roosters, which are left over from the infamous cockfighting days.
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount get matching tattoos
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
Read full storyA shepherd in Bangladesh breeds a yak with a goat - and it's not a joke!
Word coming out of Bangladesh is that a yak herder has successfully bred a yak with a goat. The shepherd named Raja Cumtulla, 68, said that he has always liked experimenting with crossbreeding various types of animals. He noted that some of the…
Read full storyDue to rampant crime most Chicago McDonalds now have a security guard inside the restaurant
The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…
Read full storyThe L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer sensation
Buckroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review has just broken the story that the L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer phenomenon from La Brea, California. The kid is Stiletto de La Salsa, who lives with his parents, six brothers and six sis…
Read full storyThe Five Guys Burger franchise opens its first outlet in China
Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…
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