Senator Mitch McConnell Becomes the Longest Serving GOP 'Scoundrel' in US History
News sources report that Mitch McConnell is now the longest serving Senate leader in U. S, History. Which Means he is the longest serving Republican Scoundrel (or evil Villain) - in American History. He economically sabotaged President Clinton f…
Read full storyFOX to Offer Hot New Reality Show: Most Eligible Neo-Fascist
Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…
Read full storyMichael Madeup's New Year Message
Hello, Michael Madeup here again, you know me. You must. I say a few things on Twitter. Fairly useless MP for a small city in the middle of nowhere. I have the hair..... Oh, now you know me. Anyway, as I was saying when I supported Boris Johns…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Disinvited Donald Trump, To Be His Guest At The Super Bowl
DALLAS - (Satire News) - The owner of America's Team, Jerry Jones, has just disinvited the most hated piece of shit in America (Trump), to be his personal guest at Super Bowl LVII (57). The game will be played at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ar…
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