NFL Denver Broncos Trading For & Drafting All Quarterbacks To Improve Quarterback Play
Centennial, CO – The Denver Broncos this off-season are making moves to provide more support for its struggling signal caller. General manager George Paton was quoted as saying, “Listen fellas. When your team is in a great city like ours, the e…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says Buckingham Palace Is Having An Open House and Anyone, Even The Homeless Can Visit
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles has just informed the UK news media that he has decided to graciously open up Buck House, as Brit comic Ricky Gervais calls the palace, so that any commoners can visit and take a look at what wealth, entitlement,…
Read full storyMelania Trump Reveals That Donald Smoked Pot While They Were Living In The White House
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - A reporter with The National Rumblings News Agency, Traci Diddle recently met with Melania Trump at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The two talked about the rising cost of lipstick, the ever increasing price of tampons, a…
Read full storyTennessee to Ban Gays From Being in Drag Shows and Damaging Public Morals
The Tennessee legislature, according to CCN, is passing a law to ban Drag show performers - basically banning drag shows. (And the Governor is ready to sign the Bill.) The law makes it a Felony for any person to be a Male or Female Impersona…
Read full storyElon Musk Has Just Developed The Tesla Submarine
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who reportedly has more money than Massachusetts, North Carolina, Utah, and London combined has just developed his latest in his Tesla line of Tesla "Get Arounds." Elon, who many still say is even more ba…
Read full storyFriends of Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Say The Divorce Is Due To Beer and Make Up
TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma - (Celebrity Satire) - Close friends of the country music duo of Shelton and Stefani say that the two singers have been fighting like the Russians and the Ukrainians for quite sometime now. It is no secret that Blake drinks be…
Read full storyChicago Is Officially The Bullet Capital of The World
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper, has just named the city of Chicago as "The Bullet Capital of The World." Reporter Carmine Calatino, stated that the Windy City, just in the past 10 months, has surpassed Kab…
Read full storyThe Bunkhouse Bitches Band Tops The Country Music Chart And The Sexy Bitches Are Beside Themselves
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Music Satire ) - In 2021, the fabulously talented and sexually sexy all-female band from Burnt Corn, Alabama, The Bunkhouse Bitches, was named "Country Music's Best New Female Band." The girls who have known each other sinc…
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