Ricky Gervais Lands An Exclusive Interview With Donald Trump
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show premiered to astounding viewership numbers. Gervais beat out the top three nightly talk shows, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon. In his second episode, Gervais bo…
Read full storyHurricane Ian, The Most Powerful Hurricane In History, Hit The North Pole As a Category 2
THE NORTH POLE - (Satire News) - The US Federation of Weather reports that Hurricane Ian, named after writer Ian Fleming, the writer of the James Bond franchise, pounded the North Pole with 107-mph winds. Ian scattered tons and tons of snow and mo…
Read full storyWill Smith and His Wife Jada Pinkett Smith Hate The Hell Out of Each Other
EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Information guru Andy Cohen has learned that the couple known as "The Academy Award Black White Trash Couple," could be headed for "Big D Land," (Divorce) Cohen, who knows both the tall drink of black wate…
Read full storyRussia's Putin Annexes Texas
Vladimir Putin has pronounced from a podium while standing on a chair that he has annexed Texas. Propelled by his annexation of Ukraine territory, he decided to include Texas, and why not? It's only a paper deal. It isn't as though Texans will start…
Read full storyThe Monica Lewinsky Blue Dress Cigars Are Flying Off The Store Shelves
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency has informed its viewers that the latest cigar to go on the smoking market has become a top selling item. Writer Dylan Fresco, stated that the Sweet Smoke Co. of Hackensack, New Jersey, repo…
Read full storyGinni Thomas Lies and Says That The Fact That She Is Way Overweight Clouded Her 2020 Presidential Election Results Reasoning
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is black, testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. As many reputable national publications have stated…
Read full storyRussian Missile Levels U. S. Javelin Plant: Wrong Javelin
A Russian ICBM leveled the Javelin factory here last night, knocking down the only remaining structure left over from the American Motors production line for its 1970s car, the Javelin. The assumption is that the Russians intended to obliterate a…
Read full storyThe World's Greatest Matador "El Gazpacho" Appears In Nuevo Laredo, Mexico and Breaks The World Bullfight Attendance Record
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The Mexico City Bullfight Arena is the largest bullring in Latin America, and it holds 23,303 fans. The fantastic brave bullfighter from Barcelona, Spain, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho appeared in Nuevo Lared…
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