It Doesn't Look Good For The Bradys, Tom and Gisele, As a For Sale Sign Is Sitting In Front of Their $26 Million Mansion
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti, says that Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady's $26 million mansion, Casa Inflated Balls, is on the market. The mansion has 17 bedrooms, 16 bathrooms,…
Read full storyNew York Files a $450 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump and His Three Adult Children
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Metro News Service has written that the state of New York is fed up with the illegal antics, shenanigans, and racist attitude of the Trump "Klan." So the state has filed a $450 lawsuit against, Donald, Donald Jr…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Reveals That Therapy Has Finally Cured Her Fear of Circus Clowns
LOS ANGELES - (Celebrity Satire) - Famed singer Demi Lovato who has had her ups and downs in her love relationships, her weight issues, her addiction to sopapillas, and her fear of clowns, now says that she truly feels that she has conquered her demo…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Agrees To Honor Queen Elizabeth By Naming a Battleship After Her
LONDON, - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, called up the new prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss and expressed his gratitude to her. He had just learned that PM Truss asked Parliament to approve naming the latest British state of the art Batt…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Addresses The Lesbian Rumors (Yet Again)
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole spoke with the 30-year-old singer at a local Burger Bandit Restaurant. It's no secret that just in the past two years, Demi has spent hundreds of hours in sessions with…
Read full storyA Brooklyn Woman Now Holds The US Record For Having The Most Tattoos
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Tattoo Guild Federation (TGF) has just named Tupelo, Mississippi-native Shawn Pixley, 28, as "The American Female With The Most Tattoos." According to Zackary Yukon, with RumorLand News, Shawn, who works as a bank te…
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