"Trump Sucks" Billboard Signs Are Now Up In Every State In The Nation; Including Alabama
DETROIT, Michigan - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency took a poll and found out that there are now officially "Trump Sucks" billboards up in every state in the entire nation; including Alabama which is a Trumpturd state that is redder th…
Read full storyNeed Some Immigrants for your Farm or Sweatshop Business? Talk to Texas
Governor Abbott will supply all you want. Basically, he lies to the immigrants to get them on the buses - apparently not a Crime in America, as the federal government has done nothing about his lying. which is a type of Fraud. Other wise the…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Georgia Has Banned The Rhythm Method of Birth Control
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The state of Georgia has just banned the Rhythm Method of Birth Control. The state's leading gynecologist, Dr. Eunice F. Heppnerwald, 43, said that after conducting a 13 month research study, she has learned that…
Read full storyBolivia Buys A Nuclear Weapon From China
LA PAZ, Bolivia – (World Satire) – The Global Source News Agency is reporting that the South American government of Bolivia has just purchased a nuclear weapon from the Republic of China. According to GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, Bolivia wants the w…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says LeBron James Has More Testosterone In His Little Finger Than Donald Has In His Entire 349½ Fat Ass Body
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and she did not hold back with her comments. De Gallo asked Mrs. Trump, who is seeking a divorce from her fucked up racist asshole husband, (Donaldo) ab…
Read full storyThere Will Be Celebrations Like New Year's Eve Or July 4th When Trump Indicted
Donald Trump, the disgraced, twice impeached, former White House resident, pussy grabber, bone spur draft-dodger, Moscow Ritz-Carlton pee participant, tax dogger, former head of disgraced Trump University, etc., has promised terrible kinds of things…
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