President Biden Tells Trump The US Will Not Pay One Damn Dime For The Hurricane Damage To Mar-a-Lago
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian. POTUS told the Predator, tha…
Read full storyUber Delivery Is Now Giving FedEx and UPS Some Competition
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The world of delivery has just gotten a bit more competitive. Uber has just joined the land of delivery service and will give FedEx and UPS some competition. Unlike the two top delivery service companies, with Uber, its d…
Read full storyCanadian Suicide Lifeline Doesn’t Rule Out Suicide
In the wake of Canada’s controversial 2021 law expanding access to medical assistance in dying (MAID), Let’s Talk Suicide, the leading suicide prevention lifeline across the thirteen provinces, has announced in a press release that, in addition to ta…
Read full storyTrump Super Angry - CIA Called Pal Kim Jong-un STUPID
Donald Trump, the pussy grabber, is again siding against the CIA and defending a known crazed dictator who, besides all his other atrocities, fed his uncle to wild dogs. The CIA labeled Kim Jong Un as, (drum roll) stupid! Trump insists he know…
Read full storyA Climate Protestor Threw Mashed Potatoes on a Painting - is Now Famous Artist
In London a Climate Protestor threw mashed potatoes on a painting to protest Britain's continued overuse of Oil and Natural gas. It was so artistically done; he is now a professional artist. Art Galleries clamored for his work after Critics…
Read full storyTijuana's World Famous The Las Maracas Wedding Chapel Is The Only One In Mexico That Is Open 24-Hours a Day
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico's Ole News Agency reports that the world famous Las Maracas Wedding Chapel is the only one in the Republic of Mexico that is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day. The chapel which is owned by the same famil…
Read full storyThe Trumps Are Headed To Sing Sing Prison
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - When people lie, cheat, steal, and basically act like they are better than anyone else, someone will eventually tap them on the shoulders and simply say "Come with me." That is exactly what is going to happen to the…
Read full storyDesperate Lakers to trade Russell Westbrook for Brittney Griner
The National Basketball Association's Los Angeles Lakers said Monday they were closing in on a deal to swap former MVP Russell Westbrook for Brittney Griner, a WNBA and NCAA champion and Olympic and FIBA World Cup gold medalist. Griner is currently i…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Is Considering Having a Labia Majora Transplant
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson traveled to the Windy City to see about possibly getting a labia majora transpant. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo, Sarah first noticed the slight deformity wh…
Read full storyTaylor Swift, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Hope Hicks To Star In "The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Castle"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Rock Paper Scissors Studios in association with Touch Rock Films will be producing a vampire motion picture titled "The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Caste." Starring in the Monteverdi Bros (Amaretto and Staccato) film wi…
Read full storyTrump's Fundraiser In Florida Only Raises $69
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - Donald Trump says he will be back in the White House in 2024. Las Vegas says the tax-evading asshole will be in Sing Sing (Prison) before Vaentine's Day, 2023. Meanwhile Melania says that he will be in the poor…
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