How To Get A Book On The New York Times Best Seller List
How to get on the New York Times best-seller list? Easy! Oh, so easy. Really? Say a horse were to step over 250 pages of typing paper. Someone collected those pages of typing paper, bound them up in book form, and published copies. Nobody…
Read full storyCNN Hiring New Anchors for their Titanic Shitshow
Would you like a job in journalism? It’s easy, other people do the ground work for you, all you have to do is smile and tote the party line and get paid big big bucks! Maybe even a book deal or your own show – IF you can go viral! Whether you’re a…
Read full storyAmerica Loves You, Bitch
Haiti is tied to America’s whipping post. America is not a racist country. America loves you. Won’t you buy goods and services from America? They love all their allies and are willing to love their enemies too. The USA always wants to gain control…
Read full storyUnconfirmed Reports Are That Melania Trump and LeBron James Are Engaged!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town state that former first lady Melania Trump and NBA superstar LeBron James have become engaged. The unconfirmed reports are being investigated by information guru Andy Cohen, who is look…
Read full storyTrump's Personal Doctor Says His Balls Are Shrinking - Melania Asks WHAT'S Fooking New?
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Trump's favorite doctor, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, who the cheap, golf-obsessed, racist has never paid, noted that Trump has a condition known as Shrinky-Shrinky. The good "Unpaid," doctor stated that the condition, in which the…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Says That Trump Is a Damn Embarrassment To The Civilized World
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England, Liz Truss, who had an extramarital affair a few years ago commented on the man known as "The Golfing Pussy Grabber." PM Lizzy Truss, as Americans call her, said that if the evil…
Read full storySince Announcing Her Divorce The Very Sexy and Big Breasted Blonde Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Getting Over 90 Marriage Proposals Each Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of D.C. is that the soon-to-be-single again, Marjorie Taylor Greene, since announcing that her husband of seven years is divorcing her, has been getting over 90 marriage proposals each and every…
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