A Woman In Oklahoma Says That Her Inverted Nipples Do Not Interfere At All With Her Ability To Ride a Horse
MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - A horsewoman from Muskogee, Alexis Sunsell, 24, recently told a reporter with The Ipso Facto News that she has been riding horses for 11 years, ever since her breasts developed when she was 13. Miss Sunsell,…
Read full storyAn Alabama Barmaid Says Her Knees Taste Like Vanilla Pudding
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - Cinderella St. John with The Daily Drama reports that she recently spoke with a woman who works as a barmaid at Mobile's Inebriated Iguana Lounge. The woman, identified as Sara Saratoga, 27, said that she first di…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says Her Big Ass Has Gotten Bigger - But Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says He Loves It!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Kim Kardashian admitted to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that yes, it's true that her huge ass has gotten bigger just in the past two months. Kim showed off her ass, which is definitely gigantic, but she was quick t…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says That Queen Elizabeth Left Donald Trump 2 Cents
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger reports that King Charles III, has stated that her majesty, the late queen left the evil, heartess, mean, bastard racist (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) the grand sum of 2ยข. The new king tol…
Read full storyPiers Morgan and Simon Cowell Have Both Encouraged PM Liz Truss To Wear More Tight-Fitting Miniskirts
LONDON - ((Satire News) - Prime Minister Elizabeth Truss recently told the British News Media that English celebrities Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have both told her that she looks erotically gorgeous in short miniskirts. Morgan commented that a…
Read full storyA Reality Company In San Francisco Encourages It's Employees To Take Cat Naps During Working Hours
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - Frisco's The Have We Got a Deal For You Reality Co. has just come up with a fantastic working idea. The company which is owned by the largest fortune cookie corporation in San Francisco, has hit upon the idea of all…
Read full storyNASCAR Princess To Film a Commercial For Danica Patrick 24-Hour Pantiliners
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - The race car driver who is known as "The Princess of NASCAR" is proud to announce that she has just signed a contract to appear in a commercial for Danica Patrick's 24-Hour Pantiliners. Pia Confetti, with S…
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