Trump Is Devastated As Someone Has Stolen His Taco Truck
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is reportedly very depressed after learning that his taco truck has been stolen by some dastardly thief. The taco truck is reportedly the Trumpturd's pride and joy, as he had told his ONLY r…
Read full storyCheryl Cole Says She's Thinking of Selling The Autographed Bra That Queen Elizabeth Gave To Her
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Voodoo Dupree, a writer with Press Extra has just broken the story that Brit singer Cheryl Cole has been contemplating selling the autographed bra that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth had given to her two years ago. Co…
Read full story"Queen Elizabeth Rocks" T-Shirts Are Outselling Lionel Messi's, Eric Cantona's, and Chicharito's Combined
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that the "Queen Elizabeth Rocks" T-Shirts are outselling the combined T-Shirts of soccer stars Lionel Messi, Eric Cantona, and Chicharito. The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency reports that 47% of al…
Read full story'Pornica' Lewinsky Sings Happy Holidays Mr. Ex-president to Bill Clinton in a Marilyn Dress.
Monica Lewinsky, now an Entertainment Star only because she was one of the mistresses of Bill Clinton - over 30 years ago - has recreated Marilyn Monroe's famous song to pres. Kennedy on her Podcast. She still has feelings for the horny ex - pre…
Read full storyThe Donald Trump Holiday Video
Donald Trump is about to release a holiday video to his “thousands of friends and millions of admirers.” As Americans, most of us have much to be thankful for. We may be led by the most incompetent president in our nation’s history. We may be dea…
Read full storyEngland to keep Scotland a Prisoner Forever - So No Democracy for Scotland
England is like a Mangy Dog jealously guarding its two remaining Bones - Scotland and Wales. Scotland wants to be an Independent Democracy - and hold a Referendum to become free - Nicola Sturgeon has repeatedly said. English Courts say - Not…
Read full storyIt's Been Verified That The Recently Discovered Naked Photos of Queen Elizabeth That Were Found In Birmingham Are Believed To Be Photoshopped
BIRMINGHAM, England - (Satire News) - Birmingham Morning Banner writer Arabelle Koyquist writes that two streetwalkers have come across a suitcase that was filled with alleged nude photos of the late queen. According to one of the trollops the fac…
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