'Pornica' Lewinsky Sings Happy Holidays Mr. Ex-president to Bill Clinton in a Marilyn Dress.

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Wednesday, 23 November 2022

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Monica, recreating the famous Monroe-dress maneuver

Monica Lewinsky, now an Entertainment Star only because she was one of the mistresses of Bill Clinton - over 30 years ago - has recreated Marilyn Monroe's famous song to pres. Kennedy on her Podcast.

She still has feelings for the horny ex - president and she never married.

Instead, she has had a lifelong career, lucrative as being his Ex - mistress.

She is a bright, educated woman but did not try any other career.

Life goes as they say - and she makes a good living - partially subsidized by the Republican Party - still Demonizing Bill and Hillary - till they Die.

They sure are vindictive.

She is still a pretty girl and is an attractive presence on many talk shows - and always brings out the dress with Cum Stains that made her famous.

This is lance Bottomly - aging Hollywood star - now a gossip commentator for the Foxy Network.

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