Trump Vows To Run In 2024 - Even If He Has To Campaign From Prison
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Half of the Republicans who voted for Trump in the 2020 election now all agree that they have no idea what the fuck they were thinking. One huge Trumpturd supporter, 92-year-old Elmo Sylvan Yorkfork, who stands 5-fo…
Read full storyDancing With The Stars Has Fired The Old Bitter, Hate-Spewing, SOB British Judge Len Goodman
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood is happy to report that one of the most hateful, bitter, disrespectful Brits on American TV has been fired. Vistawood said that Len "The Limey Loon" Goodman was terminated from…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says He's The United Kingdom's Number One Dallas Cowboys Fan
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Sports Satire) - The BBC has reported that King Charles III, stated that he loves watching the Dallas Cowboys play on the telly. The BBC's Tyrus Bottomfiddle, who is also a big fan of the 'Boys from Dallas, said that the king…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Records Her Latest Album Titled, "The Most Popular Glockenspiel Songs From The Civil War"
MEMPHIS - (Music Satire) - The most popular singer in the music business has just recorded her latest album, which is titled, "The Most Popular Glockenspiel Songs From The Civil War." Swift said that the songs were compiled from a list of over 180…
Read full storyGod! Does This Guy Never Stop Commenting On The News?!
God! Not More Comments On The News?! Trump announces he is running for President in 2024. His new campaign slogan is ‘Make America Gag Again!’ (or at least it is for a lot of us….). Elon Musk Pulls out His Secret Weapon to Retain Ad…
Read full storyDolly Parton's New Perfume, Eau de Dolly's Muffin Parfum, Is Selling Like Hot Dogs At a Baseball Game
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency writes that Dolly Parton's brand new perfume is selling like hot dogs at a baseball game. Diddle spoke with Dolly who said that she cannot believe that at the age…
Read full storyBill Barr and Liz Cheney Both Agree That Trump The Fucking Liar Knows Full Well He Will Soon Be Sitting In a Prison Cell
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Two of the most respected Republicans in the nation, Bill Barr and Liz Cheney, have joined together to state to the members of the GOP that the twice-impeached fucked up loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump needs to stop s…
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