President Biden Is Sending The U.S. 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla To The Ukraine's Black Sea
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has informed the news media that he has decided to send the US 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla to the Black Sea to aid Ukraine against their war with the Evil Empire (aka Russia). POTUS stated that the 7th is headquarte…
Read full storyMost Floridians Are Now Blaming Gov. Ron "Prick Face" DeSantis For The Increasing Monkeypox Cases
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - A majority of citizens of The Plywood State, are saying that they put the full blame for the spreading Monkeypox virus on DeSantis The Devil. One resident of the pistol-looking state, Delfin D. Seaweed, 78, s…
Read full storyOne of The United Kingdom's Most Popular Heavy Metal Bands, Camel Toe, Denies The Rampant Rumor That They Lip-Sync
LONDON - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band that hails from Wimbledon, has just issued a statement that they want to disprove the rumor that they lip synched, at their recent concert at Tottenham's Shakespeare-In-The-Round Coliseum. The band Cam…
Read full storyABBA Is Now BABA
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Stockholm, Sweden is that the band that was first formed in 1972, will be changing their name. One of the members of ABBA, Bjorn Ulvaeus, told BuzzFuzz (Scandinavia) that the group members decided…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Sells Her Kentucky Thoroughbred Race Horse To Prince Charles
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace is reporting that her majesty has indeed sold her prized Kentucky racehorse to her son Prince Charles. Queen Elizabeth's American racehorse named "iPad" has won six of the seven races he has raced in, inc…
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