Russia reveals new wonder weapon - a giant laser pointer
After three months of fighting, Russia is struggling to defeat Ukraine, so Putin is turning to more desperate measures to try to swiftly end the conflict. Today he announced that his army has developed a wonder weapon - a laser pointer with a rang…
Read full storyElon Musk Says His Space Hotel Is Already Fully Booked
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, One of the richest men in the world has now also become one of the world's biggest jerks. Musk, is acting like an immature, crybaby, simply because President Biden, has…
Read full storyTikTok Spinoff, The X-Rated TitTok Tickler Is Gaining New Users At An Astronomical Rate!
WEST HOLLYWOOD, California - (Satire News) - Reports coming from highly reliable sources are that the Chinese-owned TikTok social video network service is venturing into the land of sexuality. Boom Boom News was the very first to report that Fi Ji…
Read full storyThe Not-So-"Genius of Jerome"
Author's Note: Any resemblance to UCLA's "Wizard of Westwood" John Wooden and his "Pyramid of Success" is purely intentional. Long before his unequaled career as a college basketball coach was over, Jerome University's Woodrow (Woody) Johnson had…
Read full storyAfter Denial After Denial Marjorie Taylor Greene Finally Admits That She Has a Highly Sexual Crush On Monica Lewinsky
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, (alias The Cornfield Scarecrow) doesn't give a hoot that the latest QuinniPinni Poll shows her to be even less popular than three Nazis at a Jewish Bar Mitsvah. The woman who has be…
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