More Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - 3:13 AM TWEET #1 - I love, love, love Elon Musk. The sexy stud is going to buy Twitter and he has promised me that the first fucking thing he is going to do in "Unban" me. So in the immortal words of one of my all-time idols…
Read full storyThe Makers of The Smart Car Have Now Developed The Smart Taxi
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The makers of the Smart Car have just come up with the taxi version of the Smart Car. A spokesperson for the Yellowjacket Taxi Company stated that after conducting a 4-month research study, they have come up with an…
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