Adele Reveals That Her New Boyfriend Is A Hip Hop Rapper From Texas
TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – One of the most popular singers on the planet is Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who is better known simply as Adele. The singer has sold over 121 million records world-wide plus her Adele Bobblehead Doll is the fourth…
Read full storyThe Nation’s Leading Gynecologist Recommends That Adult Women Douche At Least 6 Times A Day Whether They Think They Need It or Not
BEVERLY HILLS, California – (Satire News) – There is always something new in the Land of Women’s Personal Needs. And the latest thing to come down the Fallopian Tube Turnpike concerns the ancient feministic art of douching. Douching a women’s h…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Owner Is Severely Criticized For Implementing His New Cheerleaders Looks Policy
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The NFL Cheerleaders Federation (NFLCF) is extremely upset with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. A spokesperson for the NFLCF, has filed a complaint with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell against Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
Read full storyDr. Fauci States That Without A Shadow of A Doubt, Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid 19 Pandemic
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – 99.93% of all Democrats believe that the Trumptard is responsible for the Coronavirus, which Chinese President Xi Jingping, pegged the Trumpapalooza Virus. And the latest Omnnipinni Poll shows that now 89.3% of all die-…
Read full storySurvey: 95% of Americans will have accidentally killed each other by 2050
A shock investigation by a popular American magazine has revealed that by the year 2050 an incredible 95% of American citizens will have accidentally killed each other through the negligent discharge of firearms. The in-depth analysis comes after…
Read full storyTrump’s Doctor Says That He Needs To Have a Brain Transplant (Yesterday!)
BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – iNews reported that Donald Trump’s personal physician has stated on-the-record that DJT needs to have a brain transplant, yesterday. Dr. Yang FuFi remarked that Trump now has the brain of a Gabon viper, and soo…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Is Building A Spacecraft That Will Carry 125 People To The Moon
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The biggest company in the world once again proves that it is light years ahead of its competition. Bezos-Musk, Inc., owned by super billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, makes NASA look like a tinker toy company.
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