Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Decided To Sell Her Entire Gun Collection
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency has just reported that Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has decided to sell her entire gun collection, which consists of 117 hand guns, 83 semi-automatic weapons, 29 shotguns, 13 derringe…
Read full storyMadonna Reveals That She Has a Brand New Tattoo on Her Hooha
BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…
Read full storyJohnson reveals plans to "level the North"
For years it has been a vague Tory promise to level the North, promoted endlessly by the PM as a hopeful slogan. This week the detailed plans have finally been published in a fifty page report, and Northerners are unlikely to be pleased. It explai…
Read full storyCanada Single-Handedly Defuses Ukraine/Russia Crisis
Canadian Pry Minister Dustin True-Dough recently held a press conference at the international airport of Gander, Newfoundland to announce that a resolution to the Ukraine crisis, as well as his own domestic turmoil, was imminent. "What we've done…
Read full storyThe Highly-Favored Brazilian Two-Man Snowboarding Team Gets Disqualified As Soon As They Cross The Finish Line
BEIJING, China – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest surprises of the 2022 Winter Oympics, the team that was favored to win the gold in the two-man snowboarding event has been officially disqualified. According to a reporter with China’s Fortune…
Read full storyA Very Reliable Source Confirms That Melania Trump and President Putin Did In Fact Engage In A Bit of Dilly Dally
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency reveals that the rumors of Melania Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin having an affair are in fact true. C9 writer Lexi Asapen, stated that she spoke with the nation’s number one informat…
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