A Survey of Recent Gastronomic Offerings at the Beijing Olympic Village
Our reporter conducted an on-site survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Beijing Olympic Village. It revealed the following list of Chinese delicacies, tended to by Lin Yee Tang, steam table server extraordinaire and Beijing Sewer Purifica…
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MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The rumor that has been swirling around the nation regarding Mrs. Trump leaving Mar-a-Lago and moving back to Trump Tower in Manhattan is in fact true. Boom Boom News crack reporter Hacienda Fiddle broke the story that…
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Vox Populi News Agency senior writer Tapioca Swizzle has just compiled a list of tweets from individuals from the world of sports. R-RATED TWEETS FROM SPORTS FIGURES TWEET #1: TOM BRADY – Well ladies and gentleman that’s it for me. After 22 sea…
Read full storyThe Egyptian 4-Man Bobsledding Team Is Disqualified After They Were Caught Using a 5th Man
BEIJING, China – (Sports Satire) – The Beijing Olympics Committee regrets that they had to disqualify the Eqyptian bob sledding team. A rep for the BOC stated that the team from Egypt was caught using a fifth man on board their 4-man bobsled; whic…
Read full storyRainbow-Colored Dogs Have Been Discovered Near A Cambodian Nuclear Power Plant
FOO PHUCK CITY, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Nuclear experts from the US, the UK, and Costa Rica have ascended on the town of Foo Phuck to investigate a very strange, phenomenal occurrence. It appears that the local residents have discovered rainbow…
Read full storyMexico Takes The Gold Medal In The Beijing Olympics Snowman Making Event
BEIJING, China – (Sports News) - The Republic of Mexico has just won gold in the brand new Winter Oympics Snowman Making Event. China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency reports that it is the first gold medal that Mexico has received in over 100 years.
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