LeBron James To Star As a Civil War Slave In Hell On Wheels
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The greatest basketball player on the planet has just signed to appear on the hit western TV series "Hell on Wheels." L.A. Lakers superstar Lebron James will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of the hit show, whi…
Read full storyAnimal Rights Group Reminds People Not To Use Duct Tape On Ducks
YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Word from the protector of animals is that they want to remind the American people not to use duct tape on ducks. Candella Carpet, 69, a spokeswoman for The People for the Humane Treatment of Animals, made it abunda…
Read full storyVP Kamala Harris Sends 10 Busloads of D.C.'s Homeless To Texas Gov. Greg "The Asshole" Abbott's Governor's Mansion
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move to show that what is good for the goose is good for the gander, VP Harris has sent 10 busloads of homeless D.C. residents down to Texas Governor Greg "The Eggplant-Looking" Abbott's mansion in Austin, Texa…
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